THE BIGGEST BADDEST BANANA KUSH: FAT BANANA

ALTERED CANNABIS

In the near future, cannabis culture will be transformed by a new, all-powerful hybrid. Fat Banana is that glimmer of a utopian era. To accomplish this feat, the master breeders at RQS sought out the finest genetics and invested the time to engineer Royal dankness. Beginning with a rigorous selection program to identify the most potent and heaviest-yielding Banana OG specimens, the challenge was then to blend all of the most desirable characteristics and eliminate the few shortcomings inherent to the Banana OG line. Carefully crossing, enhancing, and stabilising the progeny in a maniacal quest for sticky green perfection, Fat Banana is a superior sinsemilla sleeve; your grow-op shouldn’t wear lesser organics.

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HIGH-PERFORMANCE CULTIVATION

In the grow-op or outdoors in warmer climates, swollen, succulent buds shimmering with resin are to be expected. Untrained plants can grow a little taller than the average indica bush, but her bulbous trophy cola is truly a sight to behold. On the other hand, Fat Banana is versatile and also responds well to pruning and training techniques.

Flowering indoors will be pretty fast and furious with just 8 weeks of standard 12-12 required. Outdoor ganja farmers should prepare to stake oversized colas and bud-laden side branches for support. By late-September, an impressive harvest could be tipping the scales.

Organic cultivation is highly recommended. Aside from timely doses of bloom boosters, Fat Banana has no special feeding requirements. Most plants respond best to frequent light/medium-strength nutrient solutions. However, outstanding yields can be achieved with hydroponics too, just take care to flush.

COUCH-LOCKING EFFECTS

Humans and chimpanzees share 95–98% of the same DNA, according to geneticists. Similarly, Fat Banana has made a huge evolutionary leap forward to leave garden variety Banana OG behind. THC levels can exceed 25%. Loud forest fruit and classic kush aromas jump right out of the bag. Glistening gooey nugs look like they are oozing trichomes.

A few tokes will be enough to take the occasional user directly to dreamland, while connoisseurs with a higher tolerance will have a brief opportunity to enjoy the banana flavour burst, before a heavy physical couchlock takes hold. An insatiable hunger will follow if you can remain conscious long enough. Low appetite and insomnia won’t be problems anymore. Resistance is futile. Fill up the fridge, find a show to binge-watch, and get comfy on the sofa. Fat Banana is the new sinsemilla super-power.

Fat Banana

Fat Banana is a prime Kush strain with a genetic background tracing back to OG Kush x Chiquita Banana. It is a heritage with a lot of power behind it, creating a foundation for Fat Banana’s greatness.

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